you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
