plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
40s are totally the cure
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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