Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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