my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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