In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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