and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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