It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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