So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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