Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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