Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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