My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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