she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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