Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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