All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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