You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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