whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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