you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Randomize
