yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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