I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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