He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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