So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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