Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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