Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
