I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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