If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Do plants get herpes?
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