Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we're making bets on your personal life
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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