I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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