part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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