One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
