I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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