He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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