yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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