There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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