Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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