Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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