Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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