even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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