i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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