Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm really into asian looking animals
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Randomize
