i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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