I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Randomize
