oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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