hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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