I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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