I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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