Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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