Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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