They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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