we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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