Where is the hickey?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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